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发表于 2004-8-13 14:25:19 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Cool Things About Being A Man

1- Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
2- Your orgasms are real. Always.
3- Your last name stays put.
4- The garage is all yours.
5- Wedding plans take care of themselves.
6- You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
7- Car mechanics tell you the truth.
8- You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
9- Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
10- Same work, more pay.
11- Wrinkles add character.
12- You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch  adjustments.
13- Wedding dress ?,000.00; Suit rental ?00.00
14- People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
15- One mood, all the time.
16- Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.
17- A five-day holiday requires only 1 suitcase.
18- You can open all your own jars.
19- You get e! xtra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
20- Your underwear is ?0.00 for a three-pack.
21- If you are 34 and single, nobody notices..
22- Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
23- You can quietly watch a match with your mate for hours without ever thinking "he must be mad at me".
24- If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just  might become lifelong friends.
25- You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a  bolt.
26- You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes.
27- The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
28- Your belly usually hides your big hips.
29- One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
30- You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
31- Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December  24th, in minutes.
32- The world is your urinal.
 楼主| 发表于 2004-8-13 14:26:23 | 显示全部楼层

回复: One for the men

It's really unfair!!!!!!!!!
WHy I am a woman!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But other way woman can do everything better than men!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahah!!!!!!!!
I am a woman! I am so happy to be a woman!!!!!!!!!!!
发表于 2004-8-13 16:31:52 | 显示全部楼层

回复: One for the men

don't be so angry !!

we can say :i'm  confidence because i'm a woman !!!!!
 楼主| 发表于 2004-8-14 09:41:55 | 显示全部楼层

回复: One for the men

Yeah!!!!!!!!
Of course !
zoro009 该用户已被删除
发表于 2004-8-14 13:27:40 | 显示全部楼层
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 楼主| 发表于 2004-8-16 06:28:52 | 显示全部楼层

回复: One for the men

ok!!!!!!!
wenyen 该用户已被删除
发表于 2004-9-20 08:53:34 | 显示全部楼层
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