How Ms World get chosen!

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How Ms World get chosen!


>Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country? Ms
>America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like gentlemen.
>Question: How can you say so? Ms America: Because it stands every time it
>sees a woman........
>(Applause! Applause!)
>
>Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country? Ms
>Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or
>Toro(Bull)
>Question: How can you say so? Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it
>sees an opening.
>(Applause! Applause!)
>
>Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
>Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like
>gossip or rumors.
>Question: How can you say so? Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth
>to mouth.
>(Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!)
>
>Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your ountry? Ms
>Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves. Question:
>How can you say so?
>Ms Iran: Because they like to enter through the back door.
>(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)
>
>Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country? Ms
>India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers.
>Question: How can you say so?
>Ms India: Because it works day and night......
>(Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)
>
>Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country? Ms
>Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton car.
>Question: How can you say so?
>Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft.
>(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)
>
>Question: Ms Singapore, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
>Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ in Singapore is very Kiasu
>(Afraid to lose).
>Question: How can you say so?
>Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before
>the show is over.
>(Applause! Applause! Whistle! Whistle! Applause! Applause! Whistle!
>Whistle! Applause! Applause! Applause