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[CENTER]调整心态去拥抱每一天[/CENTER]
Attitude

　　The longer I live, the more I realize the impact of attitude on life.

　　Attitude, to me, is more important than facts. It is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than failures, than successes, than what other people think, say, or do.

　　It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill. It will make or break a company, a church, a home.

　　The remarkable thing is we have a choice every day regarding the attitude we will embrace for that day.

　　We cannot change our past. We cannot change the fact that people will act in a certain way. We cannot change the inevitable. The only thing we can do is play on the one string we have, and that is our attitude.

　　I am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 90% how I react to it. And so it is with you. We are in charge of our attitudes.

　　Help：

　　Circumstance: n.环境, 详情, 境况

　　Giftedness: adj.有才华的；有天才的 资质特优的

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[CENTER]Why I love you 为什么我爱你[/CENTER]
　　Every time I think about you,

　　I'm reminded of the reasons why I love you from the depth of my heart and soul.

　　And I wonder what I'd do without you,

　　without your healing smile,

　　your words of faith,

　　the caring and sensitive way you touch me,

　　lifting me just when I need it most. Without you,

　　what would I have?

　　What would I be?

　　I can't imagine existing in a world where someone doesn't love me the way you do.

　　You're the only one who everunderstood me and accepted me for who I am.

　　And I think you're nothing short of amazing.

　　Your love always has been and always will be,

　　life's greatest gift to me!

　　HELP

　　Soul: n. 心灵、灵魂

　　Healing smile: 令人愉快的笑容

　　Sensitive: adj. 敏感的、灵敏的

　　Exist: vi. 生存、存在

　　Amazing: adj. 令人惊异的、令人吃惊的

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[CENTER]幽默：Understanding Women[/CENTER]
　　If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman 吻她吧，不够君子

　　If you don't, you are not a man 不吻吧，不象汉子

　　If you praise her, she thinks you are lying 夸她吧，说你欺骗

　　If you don't, you are good for nothing 不夸吧，说你笨蛋

　　If you agree to all her likes, she is abusing 顺她吧，说你气管炎

　　If you don't, you are not understanding 不顺吧，不善解人

　　If you make romance, you are an 'experienced man' 太浪漫，疑你老练

　　If you don't you are half a man 太规矩，魅力不足

　　If you visit her too often, she thinks it is boring 常看她，招她厌烦

　　If you don't, she accuses you of double crossing 少去点，怨你猎艳

　　If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy 穿得好，说你花心

　　If you don't, you are a dull boy 邋遢些，缺个心眼

　　If you are jealous, she says it's bad 吃醋吧，你太狭隘

　　If you don't , she thinks you do not love her 大度点，说你不爱

　　If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her 求欢吧，不够尊重

　　If you don't, she thinks you do not like her 安分吧，不够爱宠

　　If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait 你晚了，她等得烦

　　If she is late, she says that's a girl's way 它晚了，女孩特权

　　If you visit another, she accuses you of being a heel 你访友，是你堕落

　　If she is visited by another, 'oh it's natural, we are girls' 她聚会，天性其乐

　　If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold 少亲她，你太冷淡

　　If you kiss her too many, she yells that you are taking advantage 老亲她，便宜你占

　　If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics 过街不管，道德有缺憾

　　If you do, she thinks it's just one of the man's tactics 领着她走，男人耍手段

　　If you stare at other, she accuses you of flirting 你看别人，是挑逗风情

　　If she is stared by others, she says that they are just admiring 别人看她， 是仰慕佳绝

　　If you talk, she wants you to listen 你要说话，它让你听

　　If you listen, she wants you to talk 洗耳恭听，她逼你开言

　　Oh God! you created those creature called "WOMAN' 上帝啊！为何拆我骨头造女人？

　　So simple, yet so complex 简简繁繁

　　So weak, yet so powerful 弱弱强强

　　So confusing, yet so desirable 我晕头转向，我魂牵梦扰

　　"O LORD, tell me what to do. AMEN" 上帝啊！求你告我怎么办？

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[CENTER]幽默：Understanding men[/CENTER]
　　Men, summed up:

　　The nice men are ugly.

　　The handsome men are not nice.

　　The handsome and nice men are gay.

　　The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.

　　The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.

　　The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.

　　The handsome men without money are after our money.

　　The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.

　　The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.

　　The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!

　　The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.

　　NOW ... WHO IN THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN?

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