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====================已奖励20 Lxb By Soda=================
A man tried to sell his neighbor a new dog for five dollars.″This is a talkingdog.″ He said.″Stop behaving stupidly,″ the neighbor replied,″how can a beast like that talk？ Or you meanbark？″ Suddenly, the dog looked up and said with tears in his eyes,″Please buyme, Sir.
This man is mean. He keeps me in a barn and I have to sleep in a barrel. He feeds me only beans and never walks me to the bay, and the only toy I have is a waste battery. Basically speaking, he treats me like a beggar. On the basis of his behavior,I＇m sure he＇ll abuse me with his baseball bat one day. And mind you, I hate his ugly beard. I used to be the richest trick dog in the country, and have the best bearing, too. I can jump over the highest barrier and barrel over any high beam. I attended the Animals Olympics on behalf of the country.
I had so many fans who loved me so much that my body guards had trouble keeping them atbay.″ The dog beamed with pride.″Hey,″said the neighbor,″he can talk！ How come you want to sell him for just five dollars？″″I＇mselling him on my own behalf.I＇m getting tired of his lies, which have a bearing on my kids, too, and wish he would only talk with abark.″ the seller said.
一个人想把自己养了不久的狗以5美元的价格卖给他的邻居。他说：“这是条会说话的狗。”他的邻居说：“别傻了！动物怎么能说话？你是说它会叫吧？”突然,狗抬起头,含着眼泪说：“请买下我吧,先生。这个人又卑鄙又自私。他把我关在谷仓里,我只能睡在一只桶里。他只给我豆子吃,从来不带我去海湾散步。我惟一的玩具就是一节废电池。从根本上说,他待我就像对待乞丐一样。根据他的表现,我敢肯定,早晚有一天他会用棒球棒打我。告诉你,我还讨厌他那难看的胡须。我曾是全国最富有的表演狗,风度也是最棒的。我能跳过最高的障碍,快速在高高的横梁上移动,我还曾代表国家参加了动物奥运会。
我的狗迷不计其数,它们非常喜欢我,我的保镖要费好大的劲儿才能使它们无法接近我。”狗骄傲地说,面露喜色。邻居说：“嗨！它真的会说话！那你怎么只卖5美元呢？”卖狗的人说：“我要卖掉它是为了我自己。我讨厌它谎话连篇,这对我的孩子也有不良影响。我倒希望它只会叫。”
[ Last edited by Soda on 2005-6-12 at 16:49 ] |
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