[超级搞笑]中国式英语..开心一下...
昨天来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较清闲，面带微笑的：
前台小姐：“Hello.”
老外：“Hi.”
前台小姐：“You have what thing？”
老外：“Can you speak english？”
前台小姐：“If I not speak english, I am speaking what？”
老外：“Can anybody else speak english？”
前台小姐：“You yourself look. All people are playing, no people have time
, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
老外：“Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English？”
前台小姐：“Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing
？”
老外：“I want to speak to your head.”
前台小姐：“Head not zai. You tomorrow come！”
下面的句子比较常用,大家要记熟
1． we two who and who？
咱俩谁跟谁阿
2． how are you ? how old are you?
怎么是你，怎么老是你？
3． you don't bird me,I don't bird you
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
4． you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers！together up
！
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ 这个........
小7不是在水区发过了么........ 是发过了...
在这发一遍8可以呀... ……
这位小姐还要good good study,day day up 好感动啊~我的帖子发了这么久还会被顶上来 原帖由 Tad 于 2005-6-29 14:09 发表
是发过了...
在这发一遍8可以呀...
那…………就8奖励了。。。:popo_boss
中国式英语啊~~~还是有误导的说~
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